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de Your Favorite Martian

Rich people shit, billionaire shit
Rich people shit, trillionaire shit
Rich people shit, gazillionaire shit
If you had a lot of money, what would you do with it?

Hmm, a trillion bucks would be the limit on my Visa (Rich)
First order of business
I'm gonna straighten out the Tower of Pisa (Straight)
Hmm, if I am in Europe and I want some New York pizza (What's up?)
I'll have your mom deliver it to my mansion in Ibiza
I'll have condoms that are made of platinum
In the bedroom, I'm gonna be shining
When I get my girlfriend pregnant
The baby will be made of diamonds
My Siamese cat will have it's own private jet
Don't ask him any questions
Shh, he's a private pet

Rich people shit, billionaire shit
Rich people shit, trillionaire shit
Rich people shit, gazillionaire shit
If you had a lot of money, what would you do with it?

Ah! Yachts on yachts on yachts on yachts on yachts on yachts on yachts
I'll take every single boat you got
If I had money, I'd buy lots (Right now)
I'd buy countries, I'd buy islands
I'd put a pool inside my plane
I would rearrange Hawaii so that now it spells my name (Woo!)
I'd be hiring the king of Sweden
And I'd make him carry all my baggage (Yeah!)
Then I'd go and buy the Mona Lisa
And I'd hang it on my fridge with a magnet (Haha!)
Plus, I've always been a really, really short guy
But I wouldn't have to be at all (Nope)
With my stilts made of money, I'd be a million feet tall
Gimme that

Rich people shit (Cash), billionaire shit (Dinero)
Rich people shit (Euros), trillionaire shit (Yen)
Rich people shit (Pesos), gazillionaire shit (Ferraris)
If you had a lot of money, what would you do with it?

I-I-I really wanna go to Mars but I don't really wanna fly (Huh?)
So I had Mars brought to me (Yeah, right)
What? I know a guy
So, if Chipotle ever charges extra for guac (What're you gonna do?)
I would buy the whole company and dilute all the stock (Shut up)
By the way, me and Jeff Bezos are friends, we're cool
(Fool, Jeff Bezos cleans my pool)
The Kobe beef that I eat's got flavor
(I only eat animals that are endangered)
I've been giving money to the Senate and the House
So, if my business fails, the government's gonna bail me out

(Hahahahaha) Yeah, man
Yeah, it'd be so easy if you were a billionare
(For real, man)
(Maybe you could use all that money to solve world hunger)

What? Nah, I'd rather do
Rich people shit (Yeah), billionaire shit (Okay)
Rich people shit (That's right), trillionaire shit (Woo)
Rich people shit (Here we go, now), gazillionaire shit
Uh, what comes after gazillionaire?
(I don't know)

(Ay, man, you got that four bucks you owe me?)
Oh, nah, I'm broke, man
(Damn, let's go through the drive through and get some waters)
Oh, hell yeah!