Handy
de "Weird Al" Yankovic
First things first, I'm a craftsman (craftsman)
Remodelling is my only passion (it's my passion)
And I'm the greatest in the business
Want referrals, yo
My clientèle will bear you witness (right, right)
I can help when your door jamb sticks (heh?)
There is nothing in the world I can't fix (yeah)
I do tiles, I do stone, I do bricks
Call me, I'll come rushing over with my bag of tricks (bag of tricks)
Where you go when your disposal is rusted (rusted)
Termite problem making you disgusted (yuck)
When your front window is busted (hey hey hey)
Just one man that's always trusted
I'm so handy, you already know
I'll fix your plumbing when your toilets over flows
I'm so handy, I'll bring you up to code
When your dishwasher's about to explode
Now you see that your furnace is needing some service
I'm fully bonded, no need to be nervous
Perhaps you would like a new counter formica
Maybe I'll hook up your dish washer combo dryer
But all your pipes are antique
Your water pressure's too weak
You got an attic full of dry rot
Because your roof sprung a leak
Your fridge is starting to reek
Your hardwood floors really squeak
But don't you worry I'll just show you my amazing technique
Now let me glue that, glue that and screw that, screw that
Any random chore you got, well I can do that, do that
Or maybe I'll just rewire your house for fun
I got 99 problems but a switch ain't one
I'm so handy, everyone said so
I'll grout your bathroom, resurface your patio
I'm so handy, I'm the guy to know
When your leaf blower doesn't blow-oh-oh-oh
Patch the drywall, clean your gutters and mow the lawn
Make that phone call, I'll install anything you want
Yeah, check my big staple gun, my socket wrenches are second to none
I won't quit 'til I'm done, don't even care if I hammer my thumb (ow!)
Still rocking my screwdriver
Got the whole world thinking I'm macguyver
Your heating bills are shocking
I can solve that with some duct tape and some caulking
Your house is a disaster, huh?
Need a guy whose a master with the plaster, huh?
Let me be your stripper
Taking off lacquer, no one does it quicker
I'm so handy, you already know
I'll beat all price quotes, my hourly rates are low
I'm so handy, you should call this pro
I'm in the phone book and se habla español
Más canciones de "Weird Al" Yankovic
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Deja Vu (But Worse)
Deja Vu (But Worse)
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Word Crimes
Mandatory Fun
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Nature Trail to Hell
In 3-D
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I Can't Watch This
Off The Deep End
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Super Duper Party Pony
Pinkie Pie's Party Playlist
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Melanie
Even Worse
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Fat
Even Worse
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Ebay (Parody of "I Want It That Way" by the Backstreet Boys)
The Essential "Weird Al" Yankovic
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Albuquerque
Running With Scissors
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Smells Like Nirvana
Off The Deep End
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Polkamania!
Polkamania!
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NOW That's What I Call Polka!
Mandatory Fun
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Eat It
The Essential "Weird Al" Yankovic
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Eat It
In 3-D
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Hardware Store
Poodle Hat
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I Think I'm a Clone Now
Even Worse
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I'll Sue Ya
Straight Outta Lynwood