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de Tai Tomisawa

Once upon a time there was
A fine young man traveling the seven seas.
He was young, he was wild
And sometimes a bit impatient with the girls.
One day he met an old lady in a dark corner of a tavern

She had an apple.
"Eat this apple" she said "eat this apple
And you will get rid of all the problems you will have with girls.
He waited, he waited for the apple to take effect.
But then he felt there was something terribly wrong.
He stumbled, he tried not to fall but the pain was unimaginable
And then... And then his dick fell off!

Devastated and deprived of his manhood he lost the will to carry on.
But then... He heard an ancient legend about a mystic animal
Which was said to hold the cure for his problem.
The only thing he needed to do was to touch the horn of the
"Goshismadicklong unicorn"

He instantly set sail, went to moon island, found the beast
And after a long and furious finally touched its horn.
The curing process started immediately
In fact, the growth was so immense that from

That moment on he was known
As the three legged pirate!
He sailed back to the tavern
Searched for the old lady and then
They fucked all night!

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