Brand New Show Skit

de T-Pain

Now no-no-now nigga just, just sit down for a minute man
Cause I gotta get somethin off my chest.
You understand me?
I'm on the high wire at every night.
You understand me?
Balancing on that bitch is a motherf**ker
You understand me?
So you know, I'm balancin on that motherf**ker

And he gon give me you know
Twos and fews, twos and fews
Eerryy time twos and fews
But them motherf**kin midgets
Is gettin paid man, I'm tellin you
That little bitty motherf**ker
You understand me?
But this little ring leader cat

You know, I'm sayin every time
I sit him down I'm talkin to him
I'm sayin hey mayne look here, look here, can I get a raise?
You know what I'm sayin?
Hows a motherf**ker half my
Motherf**kin size gettin paid more than me?
You understand me?
I'm gettin half of the money
And I'm taller than the motherf**ker

Shit is crazy mayne.
You kno what I'm sayin?
The lion came out the motherf**kin cage? Aiight?
White people sittin on the front row
Like they do.
You understand me?
One of em wanna throw some popcorn at the lion.
I knew the motherf**kers hungry
Cause they didn't feed the motherf**ker at the last show

You understand me?
We stopped in kansas city, missouri
And the motherf**ker didn't even feed the lion.
What happened?
Three ate up lil white childern.
Jeesus
Who he blame it on?
Me!
You understand me?

That's some bullshit!
I don't feed the animals and the high wire
That's bullshit!
Y'all better not be smokin in my shit man!
Say what?
Stop smokin in my f**kin cadillac man!
Aint nobody smokin in yo motherf**kin cadillac man

Yes you is! Nigga, I see it!
I don't even know why you keep trippin on that shit!
Becuz nigga that's my shit!
You understand me? It got a ashtray
In the front the back the side all up in this motherf**ker
That don't mean nothin!
Why you gotta ashtray you don't want
Nobody smokin in the motherf**ker!

Cause I can motherf**ker!
Well why we gotta ride in the God
Damn cadillac to begin with?!
You ain't got no regular motherf**kin
Transportation for a motherf**ker?
Its a circus!

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