K's Diary
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Once upon a time there was a man called Saul
Who persecuted Christians until he saw
The work was bearing fruit for the Christians
So the man changed his opinions and his Christian name to Paul
And he wrote important chapters in the Bible
But the blood on his writing hand reeked to high heaven
And Paul resolved to die
So he wrote to friends in Rome
A senator who owed him a favour
Asking for an executioner
So Paul could make his exit as a martyr
The senator sent this answer
Should you be so lucky like St Sebastian
Preferring the ache to the aspirin
Swooning as they shoot the arrows
Through your narrow chest
Stripping naked in the Circus Maximus
With a martyr-eating lioness
Bartering with flesh for a little pain
Scenes like this give sadomasochism a bad name
Once there was a man who loved a woman too much
To give up hope when he saw she wouldn't touch him with a barge pole
He spent his whole life in the Inferno
He composed in thirty-four cantos
O Dante though I'm anti such romantic speculation
I'm your hypocrite reader in the same situation
I'm your double, me I'm your brother in pain
But Alighieri if you'll listen there's a difference
Between your Beatrice and my Paula
She's anonymous and now a waitress
It's comic but not divine
The tragedy is no-one's dying!
Should I be so lucky like St Sebastian
Going out with a bang, just hear me
Whimpering with joy as Mr Death receives his blue-eyed boy
Surrender unto Caesar or to God, it makes no odds
There's just one thing the martyr wants to say
Tell me, Mrs. Lincoln, did you enjoy the play?
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Lucky Like St. Sebastian
Circus Maximus
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The Day the Circus Came to Town
Circus Maximus
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"Nicky"
Circus Maximus
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The Lesson Of Sodom (According to Lot)
Circus Maximus
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Paper Wraps Rock
Circus Maximus
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John the Baptist Jones
Circus Maximus
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Little Lord Obedience
Circus Maximus
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The Rape of Lucretia
Circus Maximus
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Don't Leave
Circus Maximus
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King Solomon's Song and Mine
Circus Maximus
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See a Friend in Tears
Circus Maximus
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Waterspout
Yikes!
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Philadelphia
Turpsycore
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Yikes!
Yikes!
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Lifestyles of the Rich and Famous
Don't Stop the Night
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Lifestyles of the Rich And Famous
Slender Sherbet: Classic Songs Revisited
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2pm
Ping Pong
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What Will Death Be Like?
The Poison Boyfriend
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What Will Death Be Like
Pyramid Drift
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What Will Death Be Like?
Monsters of Love: Singles 1985-90