The Masturbation Song
de MC Chris
You're cute as a care bear
I don't even care where
You tell me to be
You know I'm gonna be there
Know I'm gonna repair
Your broken heart, I swear
Cross my own on a dare
Al Capone love affair
Got style extraordinaire
Prepare for the rare MC
Devil may care
With the bev hi hair
I will be fair
No more sad solitaire
I'll go to work like Dirk
And save you from your Dragon's Lair
You can't compare
Well, ain't life a bitch
A daily kick in the dick
If I had a dime for everytime
You know that I'd be rich
What makes it worth while
Is your beautiful smile
I can't conceive the life I'd lead
If you would leave then I would die
MC Chris will appear from the rear
With headphones on his ears
And a head full of tears
Because his girly is not near
And he fears she be on
A pimp's stick shifting gears
Another bitch ass trick
That's a ho after some beers
Should I say amaretto sour
If I see ya drinkin' PBR
You're mine within the hour
You can be my woman Wanda
I will be your Doogie Howser
We'll play doctor
Take a shower
I'll go outside, pick you a flower
Write you a haiku
Say that I love you
I can't afford a box of chocolates
So yo, here's a yoo-hoo
The voo-doo that you do
Is something I'm not used to
But I won't decline 'cause in time
I'll be true blue
Well, ain't life a bitch
A daily kick in the dick
If I had a dime for everytime
You know that I'd be rich
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Mcchrisownz
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Kill It
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Badass
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Segue
The Skits
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Imperial Senate 1
The Skits
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Imperial Senate 2-1
The Skits
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Imperial Senate 2-3
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Imperial Senate 2-2
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Lightning Lickers
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Evergreen
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Drinkin' Blunts
MC Chris Goes to Hell
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MC Chris Is Dead
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Hoodie Ninja
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Variety
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