I've been around with you one other night
And now I'd better make a move this time
They're passing out the drinks, I just can't stand
Tell me to try it, what's the harm in that?

I guess I'm gonna need another drink or four
Because I see you movin' over to that dive bar dance floor

You say: Come and dance with me
But I'm a bit too shy, so I just smile politely
I know you want me to
What have I got to lose?
You said: Let me dance with you
But I got two left feet, no rhythm, or groove
I'm dancin' anyhow
But I still walked home by myself

Maybe I just don't have it in me now
Too much tequila leavin' room for doubt
The spins are hittin' once I get inside
Crawl into bed, just bundle up and cry

I thought the mornin' after wouldn't be a chore
But who'd have thought I'd wake up just as hammered
As the night before

You say: Come and dance with me
But I'm a bit too shy, so I just smile politely
I know you want me to
What have I got to lose?
You said: Let me dance with you
But I got two left feet, no rhythm, or groove
I'm dancin' anyhow
But I still walked home by myself

You say: Come and dance with me
But I'm a bit too shy, so I just smile politely
I know you want me to
What have I got to lose?
You said: Let me dance with you
But I got two left feet, no rhythm, or groove
I'm dancin' anyhow
But I still walked home by myself