Mario Bros. vs Wright Bros.

de Epic Rap Battles of History

[Wright Bros]
We're the Wright Brothers and there can't be no other
We don't wanna cause trouble
Are you looking for your lover?
Cause your princess is in our castle now
Yeah, she's gone
We stayed up all night
Playing Donkey Kong
Before us people only used to fly in balloons
You think we're scared of two idiots addicted to shrooms?
You shoulda would coulda come to lose an extra life
So just dudda dudda dudda
Back down in your pipe

[Mario Bros]
It'sa me Mario
And Luigi motha
Why don't you's get back in your biplane
And make out with each other?
Look at these two
Their lives must have been horrible
Two dorky dudes
Named Wilbur and Orville
You spent all your time on one machine?
Sheesh!
If you wanted to fly
You shoulda just eaten this leaf
You should eat something anyway
Look at you so skinny!
You might fly like a hawk
But you fight like a kitty

[Wright Bros]
We don't need to fight
We're the fathers of flight
Representing North Carolina
Aiiiiight
We'll be pressing all your buttons
Like we're the controller
Conquer every level of your 2D scroller
You talk a lot of trash, but let me tell you something
We're gonna beat you so fat
It's like we're holding down the B button

[Mario Bros]
We're serving up an 8-bit fist
Made to order
That'll knock you off the back
Of your own stupid quarters
Like POW
How you like me now?
Spit flames out our months
Like our name was Bowser
You'll get pummeled
You'll wish you never stumbled
Out your little wind tunnel
We've been dropping ba-bombs
Since we started this song
Sorry Wright Brothers
This time you chose wrong