Cleopatra vs Marilyn Monroe

de Epic Rap Battles of History

[Marilyn Monroe]
Whose rap flow’s the dopest?
Marilyn Monroe’s is
Overthrow pharaohs
Who oppose me like Moses
You could never kick my ass
So kiss my clitoris
This ugly hag and KassemG
Got maching noses

[Cleopatra]
You betta hold more
Than your skirt miss please
I’m the queen of the nile
So just bow down to me
Plus you got so much experience
Down on your knees
Married a writer
But I don’t even think
You can read
You’ll sleep with any ugly dude
Who says he likes it hot
Even Joe DiMaggio
Took a swing, in your batters box
I’m a descendant of the gods
Don’t anger me trick
You’ll lose this battle
Like your bout with barbiturates

[Marilyn Monroe]
I had some ugly boys
But you’re forgetting the others
Marlon Brando and the Kennedys
While you fucked your own brothers
You think you so chic
Up in your fancy palace
Getting’ Lo on Marc Antony
Tossing Caesar’s salad
You wear too much eye liner
For anyone to adore you
You might as well be working
The door at Sephora
I got an ass that won’t quit
You had an asp and got bit
On the tit
Somebody wrap this bitch
Back up in a carpet

[Cleopatra]
You still got no children
After your third marriage
You lost so many babies
We should call you Miss Carriage
You got an hourglass figure
But that’s about it
A candle in the wind
That can’t act for shit

[Marilyn Monroe]
Translate this into hieroglyphs
Your sandy vagina
Has a Seven Year Itch
My best friends are diamonds
You can’t beat me
Quit trippin’
Step off and walk your ass home
Like an Egyptian