Bonus - Miley Cyrus vs Joan of Arc - Pete/Lloyd Demo

de Epic Rap Battles of History

[Miley Cyrus]
Let me guess you're here to hate
Well you can stand in the
Autograph line and wait cause' I'm all twerk
I got all day to spit harsh words
In this french maid's face
You died a virgin girl
Who you think you messin' with?
It's Miley Cyrus
I'm the hottest thing since britney bitch
I'm getting lifted on that molly
Get that party turned up
You're getting lifted on a stake
Get that body burned up had enough? It's my habit
When I grab the mic I milk it
You could say this rap is like my alter ego
Cause I killed it

[Joan of Arc]
Lord, forgive me for the words I speak
I know the voices of the angels
Tell me turn the other cheek
But I'm about to rip Hannah Montana's
Tongue out through her teeth
Je suis la fille en feu
Call me Katniss Everdeen
When it comes to bad bitches I'm the patron saint
But I only get down on my knees when it's time to pray
I came to frenchman's aid in their time of need
Cause I'm the maid of Orleans
You're the mard gras beads
Honey, my father taught me things
Your daddy couldn't teach ya
Your highest calling was a text from Wiz Khalifa
You gotta die for something Miley
Just picture your epitaph had the world watching
Chose to show them all her flat ass

[Miley Cyrus]
Sweet burn
No pun intended
You' re a cross-dressing peasant
Betrayed by those you defended
But when I come under fire I can #handleit
If God's in your corner girl you need better management

[Joan of Arc]
Do not take the lord's name in vain you ratchet skank
Your manager's riding you to the achy breaky bank
Be thankful for your talent don't just rub it on your crotch
Keep your party in the USA
Vive la France