Albert Einstein vs Stephen Hawking

de Epic Rap Battles of History

[Albert Einstein]
When I apply my battle theory
Minds are relatively blown
So take a seat Steve
Oop, I see you brought your own
What's with your voice?
I can't frickin tell
You sound like WALL-E
Having sex with a Speak & Spell
I'll school you anywhere
MIT to Oxford
All your fans will be like
Um, that was Hawk-ward
I'm as dope as two rappers
You better be scared
Cause that means Albert E
Equals M C squared

[Stephen Hawking]
You've got no idea
What you're messing with here boy
I got twelve inch rims on my chair that's how roll y'all
You look like someone glued
A mustache on a troll doll
I'll be stretching out the rhyme
Like gravity stretches time
When you try to put your little p-brane
Against this kind of mind
I'm the best
I'm the Snoop Dog of science
I'll be dropping mad apples on your head
From the shoulders of giants

[Albert Einstein]
I'm the giant whose shoulders
You'd have stood on
If you could stand
I'll give you a brief history of pain
From the back of my hand
You can't destroy matter or me
For serious
Ripping holes in you
Bigger than the hole
In your black hole theory was

[Stephen Hawking]
There are ten million million million million million million million million million
Particles in the universe
That we can observe
Your mama took the ugly ones
And put them into one nerd
You wanna bring the heat
With the mushroom clouds you're making
I'm about to bake raps from scratch
Like Carl Sagan
And while it's true
That my work is based on you
I'm a super computer
You're like a TI-82