Joy to the World

de Elmo & Patsy

Grandma got run over by a reindeer, walking
Home from our house Christmas eve, you can say there is no suchthing as santa
But as for me and grampa, we belive

She been drinkin too much egg nog, and we begged her
Not to go, but she forgot her medication and she staggered outthe door
Into the snow, when we found her Christmas morning
At the scene of the attack, she had hoof
Prints on her forehead, and incriminating claw marks on herback

Now we're all so proud of grampa, he has been taking it sowell
Sittin in there watchin football
Drinkin beer and playing cards with cousin nel
Its not christmas without grandma
All the family's dressed in black, we can't help but wonder
Should we open up her gifts of send them back
Send them back!

Now the goose is on the table, and the puddin made of fig, ahh
And the blue and silver candles that would just matched the hairon grandma's
Wig. I warned all my friends and neigbors
Better watch out for yourselves, they should never give alicense to a
Man who rides a sleigh and plays with elves

Sing it granpa

Merry Christmas!

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