Thrash metal on the stereo
16 hours a day
Yeah, drivin' a shit heap splitter
We got to get to LA
And all we got left is this 12 track tape

Oh, thrash metal cassette!
Yeah, thrash metal cassette!

I'll take a ribbon or miller man
I don't care either way!
Yeah, so you're the shit? Big deal
Guess you think you got it made
Well, all we got left is this 12 track tape

Hey la, I'm back again and I
I think I found a song that I can play
I'm gonna shred till I'm dead anyway, and I'm
A-ok, let's go El Rey and I
I think that I finally found a way
To live forever, guess I'm here to stay, alright

Oh, thrash metal cassette!
Yeah, thrash metal cassette!

Hey Cruzer, what's up? I'm back in town
Yeah, tour was totally sick
Meet you at the black heart later
I'm broke so get me a drink
And tell 'em to turn it up, turn it the fuck up!

Hey la, I'm back again and I
I think I found a song that I can play
I'm gonna shred till I'm dead anyway, and I'm
A-ok, let's go El Rey and I
I think that I finally found a way
To live forever, yeah, one two three four

Don't you dare forget about me
I'm a one in a million 'cause I wanted to be
And whatever you tell me I will never believe
'Cause he's just dyin' to fake it, but I'm dyin' for real
Don't you dare go flake out on me
I've been eating the dirt since I was back up in Leeds
And whatever, I don't care, I'm just livin' my dream
I started down in the basement and shit now I'm here!

One, two, three, four!
Put it up, yeah, put it up for thrash metal!
Put it up, yeah, put it up for thrash metal!
Put it up, yeah, put it up for thrash metal!
Put it up, yeah, put it up for thrash metal! (yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah)
Put it up, yeah, put it up for thrash metal! (yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah)
Put it up, yeah, put it up for thrash metal! (yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah)
Put it up, yeah, put it up for thrash metal! (yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah)
Put it up, yeah, put it up for thrash, whoo!
Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah!
Thrash metal!
Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah!
Thrash metal!

Hey la, I'm back again and I
I think I found a song that I can play
I'm gonna shred till I'm dead anyway, and I'm
A-ok, let's go El Rey and I
I think that I finally found a way
To live forever, guess I'm here to stay, alright

Oh, thrash metal cassette!
Yeah, thrash metal cassette!