My Uncle Works in a Dinosaur Factory

de Dan Bull

Well hello again friend
I'm a skeleton returning from the dead
Determined to be relevant again
So I'm following trends, from the nether to the end
And I've got a bone to pick with
You little human
Bone to pick with
You little human being
I've seen
Where you've been
And I don't like it
I've got a bow to shoot at
You little human
Bow to shoot at
You little human being
I know where you sleep, so don't make a peep
Close your eyes don't peek
Sweet dreams!
I've had my skull crunched 13 times
Soil where my brain is a dirty mind
Full of naughty nursery rhymes
Poor me!
Pour me a drink 'cause I'm thirsty
Dry as a bone
'Cause my throat's exposed to the elements
I'm the result of a awful experiment
I'm a living skeleton
Devoid of any melanin or keratin
This specimen's a miracle of medicine
Who will crush your skeleton to gelatin
So that you're resembling a jelly trembling?
When you hear my bones rattle
Feel the adrenaline levels in your medulla
Rising like the theremin!
I've got a bone to pick with
You little human
Bone to pick with
You little human being
I've seen
Where you've been
And I don't like it
I've got a bow to shoot at
You little human
Bow to shoot at
You little human being
I know where you sleep, so don't make a peep
Close your eyes, don't peek
Sweet dreams!
Hallo jack o'lantern
How the hell have you been?
I haven't seen you since halloween
And that was pretty harrowing
I'm nothing but bone and marrow
I'm rocking a bow and arrow
Like some kind of low fat rambo
Don't wear clothes, I go commando
Don't wear pants, I'm butt naked
But my butt is just grey
'Cause ain't no junk in this trunk
No wonder my butt's aching
I can't sit down
I can't do any sunbathing
It's frustrating
I just wish the game was updated
All I want's some muscles
And a sun tan, honey
But until I get them
Killing you's a fun plan, sonny
So better start running
When you hear my bones rattling
A rat-Tat-tatting on your door
Before I bash it in!
Got a bone to pick with
You little human
Bone to pick with
You little human being
I've seen
Where you've been
And I don't like it
I've got a bow to shoot at
You little human
Bow to shoot at
You little human being
I know where you sleep
So don't make a peep
Close your eyes
Don't peek!
Sweet dreams!
Better stay in 'til the next day
I'm a walking X-Ray
More malnourished than children
Drinking milk products from nestle
I'm burning up in the sun beams
I should have put on my sun cream
But I don't have any skin to rub into
Or fingers to rub with, it's something that i've had to adapt to
By standing in the lakes
Or hiding under my rusty iron helmet 'til it breaks
It's a handicap I'm angry at
And now I'm in a bad mood
So I'm redirecting my frustration aim it at you!
Hello again friend (Hello)
I'm a skeleton
Returning from the dead
Determined to be relevant again
So I'm following trends from the nether to the end
And (And)
I've got a bone to pick with
You little human
Bone to pick with
You little human being
I've seen
Where you've been
And I don't like it
I've got a bow to shoot at
You little human
Bow to shoot at
You little human being
I know where you sleep
So don't make a peep
Close your eyes don't peek
Sweet dreams!