Be the Best of Whatever You Are
de Charlie Hope
When we met, the bitch said that she had crabs
But this fact didn't faze my sex drive at all
But it wasn't her snatch that held these parasites
Her gut hosted clutches of sinister crablets
A uterus packed with horrors, crab-things in the making
Her considerable gut, undulated and rippled
Too horny to fucking care I ignored this odd detail
I fucked her pregnant hole deeply from behind
Her distended belly grew bigger as I thrusted
Swollen womb held unnatural broods that shouldn't be
Sperm injected to fertilize monstrosities
Crustacean kin are birthed they devour me
Evolutionary fuck up made these monsters
Woman impregnated with crustacean babies
The hatchlings pop upon contact with my spunk
A uterus packed with horrors, crab-things in the making
Protruding optical stalks that possess their father's eyes
First feast is a man, as I'm their daddy and their prey
Human faces, exoskeletons, eight legs, armored chelae
Ravenous mouths and razored teeth cut me down to size
Swollen womb held unnatural broods that shouldn't be
Sperm injected to fertilize monstrosities
A uterus packed with horrors, they swarm and devour me
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