Canadaman
de Arrogant Worms
Who wants to end all fighting except for in hockey
Who shops for a truck based on the holder for the coffee?
Who stands erect and insecure just like the CN tower?
Who's a superhero but not a superpower?
Canadaman! He eats donuts every day
Canadaman! and tries to keep out of the way
Canadaman! He appreciates input
And he says excuse me if you step on his foot
He can't fly or levitate can barely even jump
Can't see through women's clothing or bounce bullets off his rump
Looks horrible in tights, his Muscle are like lard
But who could save a life with his organ donor's card?
Canadaman! He loves Canadian culture
Canadaman! But what it is he isn't sure
Canadaman! Enjoys the social safety net
But who takes a job in the states the first chance he gets
Canadaman! He knows how to make poutine
Canadaman! And his hero is Lorn Greene
Canadaman! Wears a toque upon his head
He makes it look so easy or should we say e-zed!
Canadaman!
Más canciones de Arrogant Worms
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The Happy Happy Birthday Song
C'est Cheese
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Cel Dio
Completely Canadian Compilation
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Cel Dio
Semi-Conducted
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Cel Dio
Dirt!
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Mounted Animal Nature Trail
C'est Cheese
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Mounted Animal Nature Trail
Live Bait
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Mounted Animal Nature Trail
Completely Canadian Compilation
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The Mounted Animal NatureTrial
Hindsight 20/20
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Rocks and Trees
Dirt!
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I Am Cow
Dirt!
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Rocks and Trees
Completely Canadian Compilation
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Carrot Juice is Murder
Hindsight 20/20
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A Manly Song
SPACE
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Canada's Really Big
Semi-Conducted
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The Mountie Song
Completely Canadian Compilation
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When Canada Rules the World
Completely Canadian Compilation
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Rippy the Gator
Hindsight 20/20
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Let There Be Guns
C'est Cheese
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History is Made by Stupid People
C'est Cheese
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Malcolm
Live Bait