Nicky
de ApologetiX
Plump man on a throne with a body large,
Totally controlling Israel from afar.
From Moab he had come upon us.
He seldomly refused when he passed a McDonald's.
He's plump,
He's plump,
He's been widespread.
He's plump,
He's plump,
He's plump,
Politely said.
Plump King Eglon made life a pain,
So the Israelites all cried to God to end his reign.
God sent Ehud to save the land.
In Judges chapter 3 it talks about his secret plan.
He's plump,
He's plump,
A king-sized bed.
He's plump,
He's plump,
He's plump,
He might regret.
Eglon was left alone with Ehud because he said to the king,
I've got a word of God.
He pulled a sword out from underneath.
Plump got the point;
It went very deep.
He's plump,
He's plump,
He's been quiet.
He's plump,
He's plump,
He's plump,
He might be dead.
Is Eglon out of our hair?
I think so.
Is Eglon out of his chair?
I think so.
Was Eglon caught unprepared?
I think so.
Where's Eglon?
Down over there.
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