Bethlehemian Rhapsody (Parody of "Bohemian Rhapsody")
de ApologetiX
With the Israelites
1st Samuel 17
Saul and his men cry
No escape from the Philistines
Up came Goliath
A hundred feet high it seemed
I'll end this war boys
Send one to fight with me
'Cause it's an Easy way, we can tell
I defy Israel
Anyone you wish boys
Doesn't really matter to me
To me
Goliath
Was quite a man
There were none who could compare
No one bigger anywhere
Goliath
Was a champion
And everyone who saw him was afraid
No one
Stood a chance against the guy
If he came back again this time tomorrow
41, 41 days he comes up for battle
Little David
Said I'm the one
Just a shepherd with a sling
But I step into the ring
Good try, little buddy
King Saul replied
But we need some one real big to face this brute
Come on
I ain't gonna die
This sunset comes that Philistine's gonna fall
I see a little bitty shepherd, not a man
Are you fools? Are you fools? You're just fuelin' my anger
Am I just a dog you come at me with rocks and sticks?
Goli-liath
Here we go
With sticks and stones
I trust the Lord but nobody trusts me
He trusts the Lord but spends his time tending sheep
Facing a giant with a stone and a sling
Evil man
You must go
God will strike you down
He will not
No
He will not strike me down
Yes he will
He will not
He will not strike me down
Yes he will
He will not
He will not strike me down
Yes he will
Will not strike me down
Yes he will
Will not strike me down
Yes he will
You've had it
No no no no no no
Coma hera, coma hera
Coma hera little boy
I'll give your flesh to the birds of the sky
To eat, to eat, to eat
So you think you can mock the invisible God?
So you think you're just fighting a sling and a shot?
Oh baby
You ain't just fightin' David
You're fighting God
And he'll knock you right outta here
Go Dave, go Dave, go Dave
It doesn't really matter
What your size might be
God will fight my battles
God will win my battles for me
David will be king soon
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